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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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xluckynumber17x 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:06

give her the best Christmas present ever by unwrapping her present ;)

sevon513 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:53

Are you sure you're not MY boyfriend? Lol

cera1756 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:10

Haven't you heard of the dollar store? Lmao

Briannaliciouss 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:27

You broke ass Cosby Kid ! YDI .

the9thcircle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:30

say hello to months of no sex and loneliness. you know shes not going to keep it a secret . teat.

suarezriveira 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:05

then u'll end up breaking up with all your GFs before christmas. lol

IWABO2_ 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:19

Its all good if you give her some love for christmas. ;D

Tekesis13 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:25

WOW. You totally sound like a keeper. She should dump your cheap ass.

semartin 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:27

wow a$$ hole...

MsAnnabelle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:32

I wouldn't worry too much about her, cheap dickheads are a dime a dozen. Happy holidays, loser.

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