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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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Thursday 13 June 2013 19:07

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

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Comments

Wizardo 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:09

Tell her its not her fault, the centrifugal forces on your leg whilst using it as a pivot is massive, you're lucky your ankle wasn't popped either...

crackpotL 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:14

maybe you shouldn't say things like Rom-Com

HouseElf 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:33

There's a reason why it's half comedy.

OverFlash 15

Friday 14 June 2013 2:02

OP probably only did that to ensure they stayed in the character limit.

Nekogami 14

Friday 14 June 2013 5:42

I'm sorry. But OP deserves it for calling it a rom com. Words like that piss me off. People are ******* lazy. Romantic comedy. Is that really so damn difficult???????