By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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rg350dx 29

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

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Welshite 39

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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RKD 23

Ouch! Sorry to hear, probably just the way you moved, doesn't mean you are a wimp!

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sohail99 2

If you heard a pop and are feeling instability in your affected knee, get it checked for ACL injury by an Orthopedic Surgeon!

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andiboo 12

90 pounds..? Man, she's either really short, or really skinny..

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waterlilylenses 6

I know how much that hurts. It's happened to me before

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BeautifulChaos27 37

I've dislocated it three times now and just reading this makes me cringe in pain. >_

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redhotskittle 6

90 pounds isn't healthy if you're old enough to be dating...

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CougeeSwagg 19

A dislocated knee doesn't hurt too bad. Mine dislocated off and on over the course of a few weeks after the initial dislocation.

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TheSmartAss10 21

Is she 10? Cause that makes you a pedophile. My little sister is 12 and she weighs 110. Id be concerned

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