By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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trollierthanthou 1

made me think of the song Grenade By Bruno Mars? Just me?

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FalconWhitaker 20

... what would happen if you weren't a potato, though? Say if you were a carrot? Carrot soup?

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williamcarter93 13

Where the ******** did this conversation start from?

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momo1972 3

Careful, I see a problem forming right there. Eating anything fried in sight

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Cablo_Gubla 2

That's a hilarious retort, get a sense of humor, dude. Damn.

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pieceoschmidt 8

Now that's love!

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canucks92 0

I'm sorry what kind of conversations do you guys have?

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