Miscellaneous: Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and...

By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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alexh15 13

Monday 13 February 2012 19:01

Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P

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Monday 13 February 2012 19:03

I hate those texts!

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rougeunicorn03 17

Monday 16 September 2013 11:26

Well that was a really lame text.

RageWolf16 31

Friday 25 April 2014 15:44

Nobody likes those ugh

allyiscute1 22

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:00

I ******* hate those messages I'm just like leave me alone I'm ugly and I'm proud stop trying to make me feel good!?

katba 7

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:44

this is the gayest thing I've read

sharond23 10

Tuesday 19 December 2017 4:21

god you are sooo annoying!!

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