Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 16:10 - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

cradle6 13

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).

thatshot808 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:07

Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five

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hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:11

Grow the **** up

fmlx24life 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:30

Facebook is my only friend. *sob*

YooEfO 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:37

Maybe you should delete your Facebook.... Problem solved

michellenKG 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:46

wow.

Gimboo 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:57

FYL!!!

Epichearts 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:48

I like twitter better. Because in facebook im friends with people i couldnt care less about while twitter i follow people i have common interests in.

Psychology_13 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:00

That's sad

nickgray95 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:01

Come on man for real

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:52

No, for fake.

JAIDENANDMATTHEW 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:16

Sad sad day

LaUrAMaRiE_fml 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:19

Facebook is not the center of the universe. Why do you need other people (who you probably don't even really know) to tell you that your good e enough?

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