Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 16:10 - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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Clout chasing

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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By why they bomb - 09/03/2015 06:01 - Canada - Campbell River

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Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Discouraged - 06/01/2015 20:36 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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cradle6 13

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).

thatshot808 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:07

Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five

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loller27 6

Monday 16 January 2012 23:03

*dislike

doubleroses 3

Monday 16 January 2012 23:06

That's pathetic...

Arxikist 3

Monday 16 January 2012 23:11

You must be one of those people that say: "LMS if you.."

TrixieMay363 11

Monday 16 January 2012 23:15

I just realized I do the same thing :/

rosebush67 0

Monday 16 January 2012 23:21

Posting Facebook status' are immature.

Matty1188 6

Monday 16 January 2012 23:21

I have a friend like you. She gets upset if I don't 'like' or comment on her status.

jerry2011 4

Monday 16 January 2012 23:26

I like your status a million times. Now get your ass up and do something productive.

djxerxes9000 18

Monday 16 January 2012 23:38

dislike

tyghl55 4

Monday 16 January 2012 23:49

You're a waste

1215116a 14

Monday 16 January 2012 23:57

What if it's a man?

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Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML

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Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

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Today, I’m on vacation with my boyfriend in Bali. He didn’t want us to take pictures together because, "If we break up, I’ll be bummed to see you on my pictures." FML

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Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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