Love and Dogs: Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card...

By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:28

SHIT.

wickeddrummajor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:37

poor puppy

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ReeBruh 16

Wednesday 24 February 2016 10:44

that's horrible

schindler12345 24

Sunday 20 March 2016 19:27

Follow up?

obeykaitlyn 25

Thursday 21 July 2016 10:54

how could someone be this cruel??

maserle 8

Tuesday 3 November 2020 16:14

awwwww... thats terrible..

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