By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

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the_true_batman 10

Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.

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MarielleWing 0

haha funny on his part but still that tootaally sucks

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KJPelegreen 1

That's a good man right there. Able to control himself

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phycoM1213 0

Don't be that ugly then

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

YDI for planning on inviting someone you just met back to your place.

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deransc 19

Sound like he was a respectable man and she was probably a coyote ugly swamp monster.

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ode_2_jessegan 2

Did you use the word 'seducingly' in your conversation? *Seductively :P

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capodanno 4

That'll teach you to stop throwing yourself at guys just because they're hot.

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Pot14 9

shouldn't be having one night stands anyway.

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