Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while...

By SebastianCT - 19/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

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willyjac 17

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And that bird learned you can get hit by a bungee jumper while flying

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Better than the cord snapping isn't it?

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Tom O'Halloran 9

Monday 19 October 2020 5:00

technically... YOU HIT the bird.

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