Health: Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a...

By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

EW WTF.

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Shave.

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xxlowsnip3rxx 16

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:31

CUT THE ******* BEARD DUMB GROSS ****

Brianna_Ray 23

Friday 3 January 2014 19:49

How long were they there before you finally noticed? I'm sorry but that's gross!

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 6 May 2014 4:15

Must be a brony.

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:02

I THINK, that means you should wash it.

TheVurcle 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 20:53

Lets all take a moment to realize this man has never cleaned or shaved his beard before

shabellah 7

Monday 4 August 2014 4:41

Or a population of ants WERE ur beard

ForeverJasmine 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:57

It seems it's time for you to shave it off..

speakfreely 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 16:20

That's kind of repulsive

justinccp 8

Monday 18 May 2015 6:00

This reminds me of episodes of "infested" I've seen on YouTube. Guy, seriously this is beyond disturbing. Shower once in a while? Groom? This just makes me wanna scratch the hell out of my face