Love: Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and...

By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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cradle6 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:07

There's some information missing

hondawonderboy 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:08

Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger

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HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:46

****** if you do, ****** if you don't.

micheley1492 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:29

Never put a man before ur money unless yall are married!

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:30

He left you because you are co-dependent! Do your best; move ahead when you can. Did you not discuss it with him before you decided not to take it?

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:35

...and the right man wouldn't ask you to.

cls139 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 7:08

Im sorry that sucks

caramels55 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:23

Maybe he wanted u to choose job, and would have stayed with u !! Trick question it was! He was testing you :p

ahoso 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 2:34

Didn't tht happen on how I met your mother

saxplayer9291 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:01

The pure definition of irony

Liamj774 36

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:44

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Friday 15 March 2013 15:41

u r beyond stupid... beyond

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