Miscellaneous: Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 17:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and my mum had said she wasn't going to be home till the next morning. After a long wait I decided I'd have to break a window to get in. Almost immediately after closing the door I watched as my mum pulled up in the driveway. FML

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cheeraio92 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:38

this was my story. in response to some of your questions, i broke the window pane in a door. so i reached in and unlocked the door, letting myslef in. by the way, some of these comments are genious, i LOL'd

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1965 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:22

So you broke a window, but closed the door? How does that make sense?

Avenging_Angel 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:25

Hey, let's break a window, instead of asking a friend or a neighbour if you can sleep over that night 

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lolalove24_fml 14

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:24

would you not have rung your mum to let her know and see if she could pop back early or go stay in a friends house?

RexRocks 7

Friday 7 August 2015 18:18

Patience is key

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