Miscellaneous: Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a...

By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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STRANGER DANGER!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted to help a little girl who was alone and looked lost. All I managed to say was, "Hi my name is…" when she screamed and set off an actual rape alarm in her pocket. I was tackled by about 3 people, while my girlfriend did nothing to help me except laugh and start filming it. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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GabrielleGirard 1

Friday 13 November 2009 12:10

Yet another example that humans are assholes and trying to help them has a big chance of you getting in the shit

deathbot 0

Friday 13 November 2009 12:09

you did the right thing by trying to help at least. ftl.

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Play75Boy 0

Monday 11 April 2011 17:52

mind your own business. she allows him to whoop her ass so should you. #thatisall #ihavespoken

Caassiiee_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:42

wow that sucks I am sorry.

perradize 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:55

Way to go, Captain Super Sava-a-H*e! I admire your kindness but you should've left Ike &'d Tina where you found them!

cobaltjedi 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:44

dude that sucks major as... Fyl

doctordoom 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:21

Stop helping people,it's never worth the trouble.

fallingstarsxox 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 14:53

Aww that. Sucks I hope it doesn't stop you from helping. Somone who really needs and wants help best wishes to you

alilmonster 1

Friday 25 November 2011 1:14

****** up

altus35 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:27

stockholm syndrom; note to self then. make sure you have your own witness

kinglambton 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:08

She probably just left the kitchen

xoAbiox 18

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:50

No good deed goes unpunished.

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