By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Sorry , got my facts wrong . it IS curable , with anitbiotics .

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MsSoulReaper 27

Sorry buddy. You choice a bad ****** to stick your **** into.

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ditsyblond1988 3

ok is it so difficult 2 use protection???? maybe u wont be such an idiot next time huh?

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explodingmuffint 0

in the heat of the moment, especially when you're a virgin, you don't carry that shit with you. all you're thinking about is ******* and down below

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riot_pilot 3

You can still get STD's from anal and oral. Just thought I'd let you know.

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tona01 16

my first time i used protection, it's stupid not to

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wendyyyy 0

Well aren't YOU wise.

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pierceTheveil_fml 0

depends on if you want children or not... but uhm maybe he should have made her get tested for stds before losing his viginity card would have been smart.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Lol, I think that's the first time I've ever seen "virginity card" spelled out. Congrats.

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twinrlw9 3

there's a clap nobody wants.

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orgasm_blush 4

Omg! That'll make someone not want to have sex again.

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Krystal1029 0

Daaamn. What an awesome start to a sex life. Fyl.

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ToxixShots 0

the gift that keeps on giving and always were rubber

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Autoshot 9

don't get sick, protect your dick

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fthku 13

I realise you worded it as you did for the sake of the FML, but it still sounds gay when a guy says he "gave his virginity".

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JenL_fml 7

Why is it gay? Lame double standard...

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fthku 13

I have a gay friend. When he does something "gay", or when I do something "gay", we both say it to each other. In fact, he would probably say the very same thing to OP. Got your humor lobotomized?

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Nellygirl 0

How is that gay???

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JenL_fml 7

Still I'm trying to figure out how a man "giving his virginity" would be gay. And how the hell is that statement humorous?

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wikkedphuka 0

how is it gay??? ohhh so u havnt given ur virginity to a girl ur still a virgin

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