Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

By chellegbelle - 14/05/2014 21:46 - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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Imstilldreaming 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:52

That's highly concerning...maybe it's time to move?

MozillaHostile 21

Friday 9 October 2015 7:35

I think you should make sure they're empty body bags...

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