Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

By chellegbelle - 14/05/2014 21:46 - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

Comments

khaled_almu 13

Friday 16 May 2014 5:55

This is so weird

Whydoucare24 8

Friday 16 May 2014 7:00

Time to move

protoskore 27

Friday 16 May 2014 7:53

used or new?

kyliescott1 5

Friday 16 May 2014 19:09

time to move

__0muSe0__ 4

Friday 16 May 2014 22:07

I would leave if I were you

jpratt17 5

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:23

I don't even know you, and I am afraid for you to live next to this person

liketenpandas 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 7:06

maybe he uses them to pack clothes for long trips...?

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 19 May 2014 22:41

At least the neighbor is being earth friendly,

Aero_x 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 3:00

You know what they say, every murderer has a neighbor! I think it was from that movie Paranoia

kainpwnsu 19

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:51

Are they full or previously used?

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