Miscellaneous: Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

By MissCommunicate - 05/02/2011 15:36 - Australia

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

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MissCommunicate 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 11:26

I am only seventeen, and that's how I found out. My parents were then quick to give me the "talk".

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MrBoredGuy 1

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:07

did you "like" it?

fatman1970 25

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:54

I would have thought they would have had the decency to take you to one side and break the news.

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Bacontree 14

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:39

Why do people still think having your close relatives on facebook is a good idea?

honning12 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:35

Why do I need to shut up? Because I'm right?

tona01 16

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:01

no because nobody uses myspace anymore

mycandy20 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:35

Nobody gets on myspace anymore..sorry

lexi365 20

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:45

I'm pretty sure teenagers take up 60% of the population of facebook.

Digimonfreakk 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:23

epic fail :/

themonster56 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:43

jeez.... -.-" what is the world coming to? the shameeee.

LetsRollOut 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:55

Facebook was created for college students. Anyone remember the days you had to have a college email account to get one?

honning12 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:29

see, that's how old I am. had no idea.

Kelita 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 10:02

honning needs to shutup cause u ain't funny n no us "kids" will stick to Facebook n y'all old folk can do Wut Doc said n stick to "wrinkly Facebook"

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