Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an...

By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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bobdole 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

sillypiper 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

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ily_hun996 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:52

I'm replying to the first comment so mines at the top :)

jz4 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 6:31

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EpiC_WiFi 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:16

Fail..

hockeydudecpd141 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:38

that's just plain stupid

Deftera 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:55

Honestly, this sounds like something in the Humour section of a forum, not something that actually happened.

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Friday 24 July 2009 0:35

haha this is #1 on the worst fmls ever

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:09

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