Today I figured out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me with my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2018 17:29

Today I figured out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me with my brother's girlfriend. I don't know how to tell my brother, that's not his baby.. Fml

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interesting33 36

Thursday 22 March 2018 8:30

I think telling him about the cheating is the right thing to do regardless. However, bear in mind that it could be his baby if she was sleeping with the both of them over the same period.

interesting33 36

Thursday 22 March 2018 8:31

also that is devastating for you and your family OP. I am so so sorry you have been betrayed by two people who would do that. You have my support.

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interesting33 36

Thursday 22 March 2018 8:30

I think telling him about the cheating is the right thing to do regardless. However, bear in mind that it could be his baby if she was sleeping with the both of them over the same period.

interesting33 36

Thursday 22 March 2018 8:31

also that is devastating for you and your family OP. I am so so sorry you have been betrayed by two people who would do that. You have my support.

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