Health: Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:06

Ah, it's okay. There are times in life when it's okay to have your face buried deep in a rug. Did you get some experience out of it?

FYL_hardd 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:22

Yes, because we all use our teeth to make out.

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MartinFootball 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:04

so are their peices of carpet in ur braces?

LoL7smiLeyface 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:27

at least she didn't laugh an leave u there haha

rockinguitar 4

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:34

haha I just got an awesome picture of that in my head lol

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:44

lol, invisalign might help :D

djbrooke12345 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 19:39

stfu. you don't get to pick your teeth!

AlwaysSmile116 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 19:06

ouch! lol

Trimble21 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 20:25

Carpet muncher, not suppose to eat the. carpet

howareyoulard 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 20:46

hehehe...lossseeeerrr :)

evfreak_fml 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:14

I know!!! I've been laughing so hardthat I throw my head down on my bed and my braces would get stuck in the strings! Not fun I feel for ya!

skippy182 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:40

that must have hurt I've done things like that before

bpgangsta 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:57

haha retard

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