Love: Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided...

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Monday 29 April 2013 12:05

Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.

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You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.

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