Intimacy: Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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sjisje 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:36

did the penis talk back?

allenrotstein 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:28

c'mon, this is kinda funny..

Comments

bontox 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:32

But...did it talk back?

taffy1239 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:57

did it talk back?

yaysmile 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:14