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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

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RA91 26

Monday 30 September 2013 4:51

FancyBoxUnicorn 9

Monday 30 September 2013 6:14

Take her ass to court.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 30 September 2013 16:07

People who kill animals like that on purpose are psychopaths! Her next victim may be you if you don't do something.

BlackGothGirl 6

Monday 30 September 2013 16:28

:O What the...? That's Animal Abuse! >:O

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:44

Oh holy ****...

FMLaDay_ 6

Monday 30 September 2013 19:39

Well shit...

JustNatalie 8

Monday 30 September 2013 20:46

D: poor hamster!

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 30 September 2013 22:52

Thats seriously messed up dude. Call the cops on her ass!

jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:07

YOUR POOR HAMSTER! :( Ge retribution!

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:27

Poor little hamster. Oh the humanity!!! D:

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