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    By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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    Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
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    vote type 1 31 143
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    RaggleFrock 13
    Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

    Oh na na what's my name

    529 12
    _streets_ 19
    Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

    That awkward moment when...

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    andrewnearbin 0
    Thursday 5 January 2012 10:14

    In stead of saying what's my name he said what's your name?

    0 0
    saphire512 3
    Thursday 5 January 2012 10:25

    So conceited.

    1 1
    iloveshim 14
    Thursday 5 January 2012 10:37

    Conceited, perhaps?

    1 1
    MzMuLaBaBii_ 0
    Thursday 5 January 2012 11:45

    Lmfaoo

    0 0
    deimosian 1
    Thursday 5 January 2012 13:06

    ******* like a pokemon.

    1 0
    rixxy98 1
    Thursday 5 January 2012 13:16

    Umm awkward ?

    1 0
    rjradical 0
    Thursday 5 January 2012 14:57

    "damn I'm good!"

    0 1
    EmperorHilo 11
    Thursday 5 January 2012 15:37

    That's funny

    0 1
    bigmama3_fml 4
    Thursday 5 January 2012 16:13

    Lmao

    0 1
    Bananaque 0
    Thursday 5 January 2012 17:56

    Lmao. That's awesome!

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    Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
    agreeclassic 75 151
    vote type 1 20 272
    Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
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    vote type 1 3 535
    Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML
    agreeclassic 22 962
    vote type 1 4 368
    Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
    agreeclassic 52 018
    vote type 1 5 301
    Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
    agreeclassic 13 116
    vote type 1 36 981
    Today, I can't afford to lose my job but I've been consciously sabotaging my job for months now. My manager pulled me aside to let me know that I am untrustworthy and need to improve. I'm smart and have no idea why I'm doing this to myself. I had a great work ethic in my previous job, even winning awards for it. FML
    agreeclassic 131
    vote type 1 495
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