Miscellaneous: Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real... - FML

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By whoknows?! - 05/02/2010 21:18 - France

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Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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By shocked1 - 07/01/2009 15:22 - Canada

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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Check 'em

By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

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Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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11XVI 2

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:06

Was she hot?

H4H 15

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:05

Incest is NOT a wincest

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Mark600601 6

Tuesday 14 June 2016 4:12

Doesnt matter, saw ****. right?

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 14 June 2016 13:33

ummm...any port in a storm I suppose...

WD_Stevens 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:55

I was 20. Still am 20. It was on a film I was working on.

person2002 2

Monday 20 June 2016 18:20

Okay, not trying to brag but im 13 and saw a naked girl in person before you?

shujaswati 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 13:26

gigaly gigaly :p

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Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year-old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He said, "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML

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Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Today, my step-sister asked me what an organ donor was. I told her it's someone who delivers pianos. She believed me. FML

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Today, I found out that the $100,000 scholarship I "won" was a scam. I found it on a website. When I won, they asked for a "processing fee" that I begged my brother to let me borrow. The website has vanished into internet wasteland and I have no way of paying back the money. FML

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Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML

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Today, I was told Thanksgiving was cancelled after I'd already sent $100 to my sister-in-law to help with food costs. It turns out that it wasn't cancelled, I was just uninvited so her friends could go. I can't afford a meal for myself. I hope they all get food poisoning. FML

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