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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By whoknows?! - 05/02/2010 21:18 - France

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Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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By shocked1 - 07/01/2009 15:22 - Canada

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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Check 'em

By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

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Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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11XVI 2

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:06

Was she hot?

H4H 15

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:05

Incest is NOT a wincest

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Draxomaximus 10

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:20

Doesn't seem too terribly bad. provides more for sibling bonding, eh? As in having a good laugh over it and having a more healthy sibling relationship.

PePziNL 20

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:56

In those 19 years you never saw your sister naked before?

anonn_420 2

Sunday 12 June 2016 12:09

Sweet home Alabama

Gastondeluxe 15

Sunday 12 June 2016 13:56

Congrats man! There is a first time for everything!

MSCCG 16

Sunday 12 June 2016 14:01

19 isn't so bad... Nakedness is in the eye of the beholder.

jasonrellet 22

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:11

Unless you want to sound like a creep, leave it the "finally" part

JasonLegend00 2

Monday 13 June 2016 4:54

put....put your dick in it....

superlloyd 15

Monday 13 June 2016 7:56

pics or didnt happen

JETarchitect 32

Monday 13 June 2016 10:04

how old is your sister??

TKDWill 13

Monday 13 June 2016 13:29

She scarred you for life OP, return the gesture.

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