Kids: Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school,... - FML

By TheKingKen - 02/07/2014 00:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

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TheKingKen 22

Wednesday 2 July 2014 13:42

Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Wednesday 2 July 2014 11:00

They sure grow up fast.

DestinyNiya 33

Wednesday 2 July 2014 11:01

Wonder where he got that from?

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Sinclair935 5

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:39

oh, great. Now the kid's a Tumblr rapist.

MarMcBear 3

Thursday 3 July 2014 19:36

Kids these days

ola__9213 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 21:01

Hahaha hey that's funny since he's only 5. Im pretty sure the mom didnt crack a smile though haha.

ceelos97 16

Friday 4 July 2014 5:20

Well he had to learn it from somewhere...

guci101 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 20:26

Well at least he knows what he wants

AfroFluff 23

Sunday 6 July 2014 11:03

Seems like they learn early o.o

Ninja0718 8

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:18

This made me laugh out loud in front of my family

BCowboy17 3

Monday 7 July 2014 5:38

Wow kids are growing up faster these days

_____KERMIT_____ 7

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:23

Like a dog, eh?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 1:16

I wonder where he learned that from.

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