Intimacy: Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me...

By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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amiemariej 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

hateplow 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:04

win. jealousy games are weak.

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rogueangel9 4

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:20

that's what you get for trying to run a game on your bf.

lovingmylife84 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:21

you deserve what you get when you play games to make him jealous!

xX504DBXx 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:21

you'll never win against a guy.

TK1279 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:48

agreed!

Mamii_so_sexii 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:14

bullshit.

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:53

...unless it's about stretching. They say women are more flexible. :P

therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 21:19

....unless it's a cooking fight

jmike101 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:50

WINNER!!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:23

And you make shitty cookies, too!

djmigues 7

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:44

That's two strikes.

Korro 8

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:25

a courtesy bow for that man.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:25

I agree strongly with

LadyTammyA 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:32

I'm guessing that the saying "what goes around, comes around" is all too true for you! Don't dish it, if you can't take it. :)

weetbixkid 1

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:42

Cop it 8 no it wouldnt and 10 collingwood suck and your definatly a bogan

11wanda11 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:37

and your definately a dick!!

ksgirl1324 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:45

hahahaha well I'm good in bed so I don't gave to worry about that. lollll try out the new guy he sounds hot hun

russianspy1234 11

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:56

"Guess we'll find out" ~you It's called a sense of humor. He's with you, and presumably still sleeping with you so he's clearly kidding.

treasurechest 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 21:00

agreeeee

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