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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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Sick ride, dude

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By leem - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:10

I bet they don't have cars....

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bilibob323523 0

Friday 24 September 2010 14:49

took you a year to save up that shitty car?

Sawm11 0

Friday 24 September 2010 14:50

sounds like a bunch of jealous guys to me.

jaybird09 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:00

excuse miss, nice ride

mudboggin96 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:48

be proud of yourself for buying your own car imo. now having said that, the vw cabrio is the ultimate chick car, sorry.

MichaelDePatron7 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:07

its not a girls car, unless a girl bought it

MadamGeek 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 11:25

Fudge that. Be proud of your car. You earned it by hard work and that's something! Not a lot of people can say that now-a-days. ^_^ ( and #52 is win)

BethiiGeex 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 16:14

it's a ugly car anyway.

guyfromri 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 7:36

You're not a girl? WTF are you doing in a cabrio? Dope!

Ross_H 0

Friday 1 October 2010 21:32

YDI for buying a 2001 VW Cabrio, it's a girl's car.

jmoose311 3

Monday 11 October 2010 9:14

Why don't you go out and buy a pink bicycle with a basket on the front, too? YDI.

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