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By BlueSteele220 - 16/06/2017 10:02

Today, after driving 15 hours to enjoy a 6-day family vacation with my in-laws, my husband and I found out that, even though we spent $600 like everyone else, we are sleeping on a pullout couch. FML

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BlueSteele220 31

Friday 16 June 2017 0:57

Hey OP here. actually it is a nice cabin. my sister -in- law and get husband rented out another cabin when they arrived so we wouldn't have to sleep on the couch. We would have for them, the other siblings made the arrangements. Turns out the couch is cooler than the room we have, but we also wanted intimacy..

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Regulate 21

Wednesday 14 June 2017 20:05

*insert joke about pulling out here* That sucks though OP. Find a weaker pairing and wrestle for their bed? That's how to sort things in life, right?

cornelius74d 13

Wednesday 14 June 2017 20:29

Never vacation with in-laws. We learned this lesson a few years ago.

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I'madumbass 19

Friday 16 June 2017 13:24

Sucks OP. FYL

RinoaHeartilly 36

Saturday 17 June 2017 11:46

Get all the details before you commit next time.

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