Animals: TMI

TMI

By Grossedouttt - 04/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 12:16

You asked. At least she was honest.

8trickster8 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:32

I agree with #6

Comments

malcolm1919 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:46

Sounds like the dog wants a threesome

disasterheart 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:39

You have a dog that can open closed doors!? You gotta YouTube that shit.

GoodpointAllen 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:20

Hahaha, ur life sucks rite now. But, its okay, it'll be funny when u tell ur kid u need him/her to pick up something for your sex in a few years >;)

soccerballs 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:06

who cares ill still want to do it at that age too. its not their fault u hate sex

Kris2476 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:32

...This isn't an FML... I mean, okay. Your parents have an active sex life? Your life isn't messed up, nor do you "deserve" anything.

loobyfire 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:33

Get off my FML

yaktazuki 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:21

I love how it's ended with "What an image." That sentence Made this FML epic.

uchihasasuke 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:03

#15 HOLY CRAP!!!! WTF O.o

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:18

WHY would you ASK what they needed the door-stopper for? It's kind of obvious, to either hold open or hold shut a door. For that, you deserve it. But I agree, disturbing mental image.

stripper_bitch 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:24

I hate how its always so horrific for people to realize that their parents have sex. Though I can understand that being a bit of a shock/unexpected in this case. Either way, YDI. Doorstops are for holding a door place.