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The sweet smell of…

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my coworker and I greeted each other with fist-bumps as usual. He said, "Damn bro, someone got some pussy last night." I asked what he was talking about and he stated my hands smelled "fishy". This morning I threw out some fish in my fridge and even the strongest degreaser doesn't complete the job. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 15 April 2024 3:45

Pure white vinegar will get rid of the smell.

turnabouttrial 21

Monday 15 April 2024 5:30

Use gloves next time

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 15 April 2024 3:45

Pure white vinegar will get rid of the smell.

turnabouttrial 21

Monday 15 April 2024 5:30

Use gloves next time

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