The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 162 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML I agree, your life sucks 783 You deserved it 78
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 633 You deserved it 15 247
Today, my mom went on a rant about how insulin and other diabetic medications are evil western poisons, and that she can control her condition naturally on her own. That would be great, if she actually ate right and exercised instead of just using meditation to “think” herself healthy. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 037 You deserved it 79
Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 070 You deserved it 2 049
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 543 You deserved it 1 314
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 878 You deserved it 9 254
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!