Love, Awkward, Public freakouts and Bullying: Superhero stuff

Superhero stuff

By jfc - 18/08/2025 00:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML

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By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2025 00:00

Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 21:35 - Netherlands

Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Monday 18 August 2025 0:32

He's a keeper!

smoochmysnoot 5

Monday 18 August 2025 2:29

Your man is golden!

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Wadlaen 23

Monday 18 August 2025 0:32

He's a keeper!

DLBL 20

Monday 18 August 2025 3:14

Right! I would hit the "Your Life Doesn't Suck" tab.

smoochmysnoot 5

Monday 18 August 2025 2:29

Your man is golden!

FluffythePink 23

Monday 18 August 2025 3:01

Marry him.

DLBL 20

Monday 18 August 2025 3:11

That's wonderful! Just FYI, FML is about BAD experiences, but thanks for that nice story!

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Monday 18 August 2025 8:32

Not sure how this is an FML, unless there's a part 2 where your bully pressed charges on your BF for assault and he went to jail.

jlc82 11

Tuesday 19 August 2025 10:35

I fail to see the problem here

BloodyButUnbowed 31

Friday 22 August 2025 19:35

How is this an FML? Were you embarrassed? I can see that.

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