Embarrassing, Laundry and Love: Smooth move

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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choirnerd9 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

That's not slutty at all XD

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

why couldn't you just say hi?

Comments

jwktheman 6

Friday 3 June 2011 0:51

wtf you tossed your drawers in his washing machine you crazy bitch!

jdav584 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:15

dumb

daeemann 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:18

That was dumb, but funny. Damn and you'd think women would take their own advice. I always here women complain about how men approach them, and how they come up w/ stupid lines or whatever. Women are always saying the best thing to do is to just go up to the girl and say hi. But some women can't even take their own advice. Ha ha.

LilMonster13 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:51

sweetie I blame him for being hot and wearing white

Eaah_Dimplesz 6

Friday 24 June 2011 20:44

Did you AT LEAST get his number?

agentx52 13

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:48

Dumb B.

sayitagain 9

Monday 15 August 2011 4:08

Wooowww that's just damn stoopid.

BeibertSmitor 10

Monday 26 September 2011 8:50

Hey, only REAL men wear pink, because they don't care when a random horny chick is trying to give them their panties. They return them and walk off in their pink shirt, LIKE A BOSS!