Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 117 Share Tweet Share
Today, when I checked on my last payroll, I realized that I pay more in taxes than I do in house bills. FML I agree, your life sucks 837 You deserved it 128
Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML I agree, your life sucks 494 You deserved it 80
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 853 You deserved it 3 280
Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML I agree, your life sucks 24 042 You deserved it 2 538
Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML I agree, your life sucks 1 023 You deserved it 136
Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 801 You deserved it 3 997
So cute