Intimacy and Sex: Silver linings

Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 June 2022 15:17

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maskedangel 11

Thursday 2 June 2022 15:22

I would have been petty and yelled my ex’s name

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Friday 3 June 2022 3:28

start yelling your ex's name

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