School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:34

Oh that sucks..

rihannalover 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:39

you said chemestry, and your nicknake is tramatized. oh my god.

nuttinick 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:49

You're an idiot. You can't even spell chemistry correctly.

themaintroll 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:50

YDI for going to school

GhettoToaster 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:07

Grammar Nazi alert

cynthialauren 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:14

lol

Tashaxox 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:14

haha oh wow! maybe they'll share the storage room with you as long as you keep their dirty little secret

chris_e81 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:14

No they didn't O.o

Tashaxox 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:16

oh yes they di-id

devildog_angel23 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:17

lol, "chemestry." ydi.

morneuroloke 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:19

Well if you weren't such a **** this never would have happened AND you'd be able to spell "chemistry" and "traumatized." YDI 100%

arichan_fml 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 13:55

agreed

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