Geek: Remember this? - FML

Remember this?

By notanerd - 09/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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hqwoody327 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Here's an idea... GO HOME!

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Get to know them. Nerds are the best.

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lindsaylu98 0

Monday 30 May 2011 4:49

THATS AMAZING!!!!!! the big bang theory is the best show ever!!!! say hi to sheldon :)

miniluda12 12

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:10

I looooove that show!!!! lol(x

JayD17 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:08

Not an FML. Big Bang Theory is awesome, nerds are awesome, video games are awesome, and I'm very fond of boyfriends as well

Bikon153 0

Monday 20 June 2011 10:30

aww i feel so bad for you, you bitchy ****

fmlloljk 0

Monday 20 June 2011 10:46

You're a shit girlfriend, **** off.

callofdutyrox 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:43

dude video games r epic, i stayed up till midnight for a midnight release of cod and im a girl

laurenstumbles15 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 4:18

THATS AMAZING XD you shouldve filmed it and posted it all over the internet

rachilio 26

Monday 4 July 2011 21:12

the big bang theory is my fab show

mslilac96 4

Monday 11 July 2011 6:52

don't hate I love that show at least he's not a jerk.. also superheroes are cool(:

SneakySoul 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:37

you're a total bitch. I wouldn't date you were you the last woman on earth.

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