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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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Ed_Hoke 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:30

your boyfriend sounds like a real prick

U_idiot 1

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:32

Haha....smoooth. He sounds like an grade 'A' d-bag though.

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24788 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:04

lol, he won the argument! guys 1 Women 0

genius_man16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:28

#94 wins i'll bet all of the people who have screamed "dump him" have never had a relationship longer than 2 months.

b5200 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:09

stupid blonde

bball_apple23 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:22

ur boyfriend is an ass....

ayray88 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:30

that's happened to me with my bf soooo many times .. i hate it!

sarahface55 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:44

ouch. not smart. but your boyfriend sounds like a total ass. you can't let him treat you like that.

thisishilarious 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:50

you suck at life, hes right you are dumb

arieanacrust 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:02

hahahahahahah lmfao! your boyfriend's AWESOME!!! ******* gnarly!

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Sunday 10 May 2009 7:03

#105, no point in being miserable in your relationship longer than 2 months

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