Hospital and Kids: Quiet

Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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maz_irken 6

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...I want to meet your kid!

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*SMACK*

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lucasjames22 8

Monday 24 July 2017 19:54

I hope she was punished for such awful behavior. I would be mortified

mastatheif 8

Wednesday 2 August 2017 4:48

That's badass

kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 8 November 2017 6:11

I hope she was punished and that you teach her how to behave out in public. she's a brat

Chris_1163187222 15

Sunday 4 February 2018 9:36

I like your daughter

123Puppy 33

Monday 8 June 2020 18:25

Did you say the same thing to her before?

peterblack67 9

Monday 1 March 2021 23:30

Holy crap. You need to get a handle on your kid.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 19 January 2022 7:39

What kind of monster kid are you raising?

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