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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Sunday 17 September 2023 11:05

It kinda sounds like you couldn't walk very well before hitting your toe.

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You need to call a toe truck.

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Sunday 17 September 2023 11:05

It kinda sounds like you couldn't walk very well before hitting your toe.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 September 2023 17:54

You need to call a toe truck.

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