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By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

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charlton2142 5

Friday 20 January 2012 19:48

Your boyfriend is my hero

lolfood 24

Tuesday 29 May 2012 7:37

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:05

Why would you tell him to guess?

sbarua219 17

Monday 28 July 2014 4:02

I read itchy at first lol O_o

goddessa9 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 14:19

ydi for being a bitch

badwolf4242 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 4:37

Bold

LudicMonster 22

Friday 8 January 2016 17:31

What the hell kind of response is "guess"?

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