Transportation and Trains: Platform B

Platform B

By running late - 08/08/2026 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 8 August 2026 20:40

So all those automated "the next station is..." messages were missed too, huh?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 8 August 2026 20:40

So all those automated "the next station is..." messages were missed too, huh?

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