Paying Bills By FML Videos - 19/10/2018 00:30 It just disappears! agreeclassic 309 vote type 1 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML agreeclassic 45 839 vote type 1 3 955
Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML agreeclassic 39 374 vote type 1 5 365
Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML agreeclassic 39 242 vote type 1 3 053
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML agreeclassic 132 vote type 1 1 007
Today, my father told me that because of my 4.0 with all AP classes, I could choose where to eat tonight. My stepmother told him I wanted to eat at IKEA, of all places, because that's what she wanted. Guess who he believed, and guess where I am right now. FML agreeclassic 5 647 vote type 1 363
Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML agreeclassic 1 036 vote type 1 936