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By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

siberianhamster 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:01

It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.

RebornUnicorn 16

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:00

Sorry OP, you just got friend zoned

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mullisupreme 16

Monday 22 April 2013 6:32

white is friendship. yellow is envy

alex81596 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 16:30

Ouch

oKap1 15

Wednesday 28 May 2014 18:58

At least she wants to be your friend.

Skofnung 4

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:11

YDI. She's your ex-girlfriend for a reason bruh, move on.

Solano2580 24

Friday 10 October 2014 13:55

Y I for getting the wrong color roses

tuxedoandex 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 10:04

CURVE

DanielleD93 16

Tuesday 29 September 2015 0:31

It's not the wrong color if you love her, bitch needs to appreciate more, and just say she just wanted to be friends

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