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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

thatnucca 36

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:03

Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...

skilova4lifezzz 19

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:04

At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!

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Rojod 13

Saturday 16 November 2013 22:33

Wondering... Why copy a link to a **** site?

bambam20 11

Monday 27 January 2014 15:32

Actually that's exactly what my mom did to me when I was 12

KuKluxCatz 8

Sunday 3 August 2014 9:36

Wait for her to respond then put "Haha haha haha. I thought you'd say that." Then, play it off like you did it as a joke

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 1:13

So, did she like it?

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 31 July 2015 14:18

Hopefully it wasn't big booty Latina gets a big one, like someone else's fml was.

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