Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 640 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 106 784 You deserved it 7 178
Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 812 You deserved it 7 714
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML I agree, your life sucks 50 035 You deserved it 5 195
Today, I tried to pay my phone bill. My account said my zip code for my card was wrong, so I called customer service. After a half-hour wait, I finally got ahold of someone. Right as we connected, the call dropped. My plan had expired. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 380 You deserved it 590
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML I agree, your life sucks 1 291 You deserved it 70
Today, while doing chemistry, I was repeatedly reprimanded by the teacher for holding the test tubes higher than my partner's head. I'm 6'2, and the person I was assigned to work with is about 5'1. You can't switch partners unless your partner is absent or gets pulled from the lab for being a dangerous idiot. FML I agree, your life sucks 479 You deserved it 151
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!