Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 641 You deserved it 4 599 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 144 You deserved it 7 389
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 801 You deserved it 7 888
Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML I agree, your life sucks 110 013 You deserved it 6 389
Today, and for years, I have been on a medication for a neurological disease that put many restrictions on me. My doctor had finally told me that the medication was working very well and lifted some of my restrictions. I then found out that the drug is no longer sold in my country, and that there is no substitute. FML I agree, your life sucks 887 You deserved it 108
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML I agree, your life sucks 442 You deserved it 174
Today, I got to endure another "fun" team-building personality test. Like usual, it said I was defensive and using a belief that I can't follow conversations. I literally can't due to auditory processing issues. My coworkers keep assuring me it's safe to open up. Fuck psychology. FML I agree, your life sucks 332 You deserved it 94
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!