Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 638 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 801 You deserved it 4 887
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 772 You deserved it 4 860
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 570 You deserved it 3 179
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 844 You deserved it 31 901
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML I agree, your life sucks 87 436 You deserved it 5 617
Today, it's been 6 months since I last heard from my kid's mother. That's abandonment where I live. I don't know what to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 906 You deserved it 925
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!