Smoking, Parents, Gambling and Teenagers: Narc - FML

Narc

By Ginna - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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wwerulez14 6

Friday 29 October 2010 23:46

Plant a ***** in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:20

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

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WiNnInG1997 6

Monday 8 August 2011 22:39

I'm from Ontario too :)

FunSized88 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:24

Great Dad!!!!

littlexlune 16

Saturday 27 July 2013 18:39

Time for daddy to grow the **** up and face your mom as well as his addiction.

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Today, after being neutered, my dog has managed to destroy three different "cones of shame", a special (and expensive) inflatable "donut" collar, and two t-shirts used as last resorts. I've essentially spent over $100 to unsuccessfully try keep my dog from licking his crotch. FML

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Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

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Today, I found out I am only entitled to £63 government assistance a month. I haven't worked or even left house for a year and a half, as my agoraphobia/anxiety has spiraled out of control. I don't know how I'm going to live. FML

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Today, in my psychology class, the professor had us write down our name and birthday on one side of the paper and on the other side put down a mental disorder we would like to know more about. I was going to write 'Social anxiety disorder' but I was too worried about what people would think. FML

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Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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Today, after we managed to find a horse that was completely healthy and problem-free, we took her home. Now she keeps getting thinner because she's stressed and scared. Of what? Of having too much space to move around in, and occasionally seeing deer. FML

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